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One of the safest ways to buy your own male sucker is to purchase it from a brick-and-mortar store. This way, you can remove the product from its packaging, throw the box away, and hide the product in your pocket or bag before going home. It’s a great way to bring your new sex toy inside the house without anyone finding out.
As much as possible, buy your male sucker with cash instead of credit card to avoid leaving a paper trail of your purchase. This is particularly helpful if you’re purchasing from a dedicated adult shop instead of a regular department store since the store name would most likely pop up in your credit card.
Order Your Male Sucker from Discreet Online Shops
Unfortunately, buying a male sucker from brick-and-mortar stores may not always be possible. Perhaps you live in a small town where everybody knows each other and where everyone would find out if you’d buy a blowjob machine. Or maybe you live in a small city that doesn’t have a lot of adult stores, so you don’t have many options to choose from. Or maybe the male masturbator you’re looking for isn’t available in the shops near you.
If this is the case, the best thing you can do is to purchase your male sucker on the web. Online shops sell all kinds of sex toys, so you’ll have a wide range of options to pick from and you can choose the best possible blowjob machine that perfectly fits your needs. But here’s the thing: don’t buy your blowjob toy from just any online shop! Before placing your order, check the shop’s shipping policy and find out if they make it a point to deliver their products in a discreet way. As much as possible, they should:
- Ship the products in plain packaging that don’t indicate what its contents are.
- Use heavy-duty packaging tape and ensure their boxes are double-wrapped to prevent your male sucker from falling out of the box and being seen by your family, roommates, and neighbors.
- Put a separate, non-descript company name on the address label. For instance, if their online shop is called “XXX Sex Toys Unlimited R Us”, they may put “XSTURU Inc.” on the address label so nobody will know what you’ve ordered.
If you can’t find these pointers in the online shop’s shipping policy page, feel free to give them a call or send them an email to ask if they offer discreet shipping. Their staff should be able to clarify things with you; if they can’t, or if they don’t provide discreet shipping, you’ll have to look into buying your blowjob machine from other shops.
Of course, don’t forget to check the comment or review section. Many customers will often give their feedback on the products including how they were delivered. If you see many customers complaining about the shop’s lack of discretion when shipping their products, it’s a sign that you should look for another store.
Other Tricks to Discreetly Buy a Male Sucker
Buying from a discreet online shop is usually enough, although you can use a few other tips and tricks to ensure that absolutely no one will find out about that male sucker you’ve ordered. These include:
- Getting a PO box. This is a great solution if your spouse, parents, or roommates have the habit of opening your mail with your permission. By having your blowjob machine delivered to a PO box, you’ll be able to receive it without anyone knowing that you have a delivery.
- Ordering something else aside from your sex toy (such as a book, a T-shirt, or small electronics) and group your order so everything will be delivered in one box. This is applicable if you’re buying your male masturbator from online stores that sell general merchandise. This way, if someone asks you what you bought online, you can show them the other products that came in the box, not your blowjob machine.
- Buying a gift card and use it to pay for your online order. This gives you the assurance that your blowjob toy purchase will never appear on your credit card statement.
- Creating a new user account if you’re buying your oral sex machine from general merchandise online shops. This way, your male masturbator purchase won’t appear on your primary account’s order history. This is particularly helpful if you share your computer with someone else and you have the tendency to forget to sign out from your online accounts.
