Editor’s Pick
- Autoblow A.I.
- Best Blowjob Machine
- Sleeves can be interchanged
- Industrial strength motor
- Does NOT require batteries
- Hands free blowjob machine
- Sleeves are easy to clean
- Kiiroo Onyx+
- Best Blowjob Masturbator
- Vibrating Sex Toy
- USB rechargeable
- 100% Hands free
- Sliding scale of speed
- Easy to clean and store
- F1s Developer's Kit
- Best Blowjob Toy
- Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Powerful Motor
- Body-Safe Silicone Sleeve
- Easy to clean
The first thing I have to say is HOLY SHIT FUCK BALLS did they blow my mind with the color. I asked for a surprise me color blend (Bad Dragon will work with you on whatever color you want) and they did indeed surprise me… this took a bit longer than a standard order (I say standard. Nothing about a Bad Dragon order is standard), but oh it was so worth it just for the beauty! The color is (my best guess) a golden base with swirls of clear and black… and a touch of sparkle. This was nearly IMPOSSIBLE to capture, but damn. This toy looks BEAUTIFUL.
Onwards For Bad Dragon Janine:
Janine is HUGE. What would you expect of a dragon pussy though? She’s really just a hefty girl. (Good thing I like my girls thick!) Now.. I can’t give a perfect measurement of her weight, but the shipping info said 2.3 pounds. As far as length, Janine comes in at about 8 inches long. For her circumference the bigger end, where her scaled vulva and tiny little clit lie, is 12.5 inches around and it drops in circumference to the smaller end at about 6.75 inches. She is big!
Janine is wonderful for so many reasons…. She’s different than any other toy I’ve used, 100 percent silicone (a HUGE deal for a masturbator) and she feels pretty damn wonderful. When I first saw her opening, I was worried that maybe it would feel too tight (some silicone formulations don’t have much give to them) but when I finally lubed her up and sank head first into her wonderfully scaled pussy, she opened right up to take me all. The first thing I noticed was that it had a realistic (to that of a woman’s vagina.. not a dragon) feeling. In my experience, most women are tighter at the opening then there is“openness” once you are actually inside. Janine features this, and I’ve not found a similar realism even in other toys that are modeled after a human female.
One of my favorite features is that Janine is ENTIRELY made of 100% silicone. This makes cleaning and sterilizing a breeze. You can throw her in the dishwasher on the top rack, clean her with a 10% bleach solution, boil her for 3 minutes, clean with your toy cleaner of choice… or use just plain soap and warm water. She rinses clean so quick and easy! The vaginal tunnel itself starts with the vulva, and then opens into the space I mentioned before. From there, it tightens down to a delightfully ribbed texture, without being overwhelming.
Use And Experience
Now… I learned pretty quickly in my time with different masturbators that a lot of them can be flipped around for a slightly different sensation, and Janine is no different. Using the back end (which is overall featureless and plain) takes a little more coordination and effort, but nonetheless provides some great stimulation as you start with the wonderful ribs and then have some headroom as the tunnel gets wider. It’s not meant to be used this way, and it clearly shows as the heavier thicker “real” entrance can become quite unruly as you stroke away. Don’t let it stop you from trying it different ways though! The textures of the inside of the tunnel felt wonderful as they glided over my head and down my shaft, and the scaled texture around the opening was a nice change from the nearly featureless openings on a lot of other masturbators. I’m not one that would normally be into fantasy themed toys… but Janine rocked my cock.
Final Opinion
Overall: Janine is amazing. The time from choosing her to delivery would be an issue for me with any other company… but no other company is pouring custom colors on demand for customers. The fact that she is a 100% silicone blow job machine would have sold me regardless, but I will certainly be looking into Bad Dragon‘s other fantasy based products!
