Editor’s Pick
- Autoblow A.I.
- Best Blowjob Machine
- Sleeves can be interchanged
- Industrial strength motor
- Does NOT require batteries
- Hands free blowjob machine
- Sleeves are easy to clean
- Kiiroo Onyx+
- Best Blowjob Masturbator
- Vibrating Sex Toy
- USB rechargeable
- 100% Hands free
- Sliding scale of speed
- Easy to clean and store
- F1s Developer's Kit
- Best Blowjob Toy
- Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Powerful Motor
- Body-Safe Silicone Sleeve
- Easy to clean
So I was kinda bored, and decided to check out Roboticblowjob list of oral sex machines and found this little gem, the Luscious Lips Masturbator. I recommend checking out Adam and Eve because after looking around online, they had the best deal.
Now, as will often happen with me I will order things online, and then totally forget I ordered them, sometimes even after paying for them. Then as if by magic packages arrive and I’m always surprised when they show. Admitting this might make me a little kid, but hey this is how I keep Christmas all year long so go figure. Anyway I tore into the package and low and behold Sophia’s lips and studded tongue stared back at me. Now let me tell you the molded lips and tongue always make me think of Muppet’s. It’s the weirdest thing but I keep expecting it to say “waka, waka, waka!!” just before I gag it with my cock.
So naturally wanting to play with my new toy right away, I took it to the “OMGTGW?!” male toy testing centre aka my office/man cave/computer room.
Having learned my lesson from last time I grabbed a bottle of lube, and readied my internet connection for the internet’s true purpose I lathered up my new girl, fingered the lube in, admired it glistening off the stud, started thinking about an old flame with a tongue stud. With the porn on and nostalgia flowing freely I and nice and hard and ready to go, I grabbed the toy, and slid it on. Once again proving that I am in fact a total dolt.
This sleeve is made of jelly, and not just any jelly, this stuff is the closest thing you can get to jello and not have it turn back into power after time. As such if you put lube on the outside of the sleeve by say transferring from your fingers after lubing the inside, and do not have a vice grip on the thing when you ram in down hard on your pole Newton’s second law takes over and this pink tube with lips and a tongue stud will go flying and hit the (thankfully) closed window.
After cleaning it and re-lubing this thing up I actually really enjoyed it, the light ribbing on the inside of the toy feels great, there is a second hole for a bullet which if your into vibration is a nice feature. If you’re not going to use a vibe, placing a finger in the slot, it helps prevent it from flying off. Now I will say this, it feels nothing like your getting sucked off by a girl (or boy) with a tongue stud, truth be told you almost never feel the stud… that is of course unless you use it with your partner.
Remember how I pointed out that it has a slot for a bullet vibe, well… slide a bullet in, lube the tongue, put the stud on the girl’s clit and power up the bullet. The result, it’s now a couple’s toy and your girl gets to have a little bi-curious fantasy time.
To summarize, it’s a good toy, not a perfect toy, nothing beats sex with a friend/lover. But this is a good substitute when you’re on your own for the night or your partner doesn’t feel like penetration. It’s one that will I recommend for any male toy box.
