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When you’ve been dreaming about cumming on a girl’s face for a long time, but couldn’t find the “right” chick to do it with, may I suggest the blowjob machine alternative? No ladies required and no need to even get out of where you’re currently at. All you have to do is get the Utoo Stormwind and have it do what you’ve always wanted a member of the opposite sex do to your Johnson.
Let’s face it, we may live in a world that calls itself “modern” but no matter how progressive our planet may be, not every woman wishes to get on her knees and do her magic on your dick. You’d be surprised how many women still find the concept unbearable.
In cases where you really need someone to be treating your member like it was a lollipop but can’t find brave soul willing to do it without passing judgment on you, well getting an oral sex machine is your best bet.
Trust me, an Utoo Stormwind won’t complain about you staring at them while they do the deed. It won’t even mind you stroking it if you want to. In other words, it’s a somewhat silent companion who doesn’t care what you do so as long as you emerge from the session happy and satisfied.
What are the benefits of using an Utoo Stormwind?
No need to get out of your house. Can you imagine all the effort you have to go through to get a date? You have to shower, get dressed, hop into your car or take public transportation, pay for drinks, chat someone up, invite them and wait to be rejected. Isn’t that quite a slap in the face that you’ve actually managed to look human but your efforts went unrewarded? Well, buddy, with an oral sex machine, you’d never be the receiving end of a No. Unless of course, you broke the machine or forget to charge it. With a blowjob machine, you don’t have to sacrifice game day just to get laid. You can use your masturbator and still enjoy a match. The power of technology, everyone.
No need to worry about some chick using too much teeth. As curious as you may be about someone working their oral skills on your shaft, you might be a bit apprehensive about teeth, right? I mean, you might be putting yourself at the mercy of an amateur or someone, who just like you, wants to give it a try. The last thing you want them to do is gag on you and proceed to bite the family jewels. That’s definitely not a sexy sight. Or, they’re so drunk they couldn’t perform according to plan and end up hurting you so you end up in a hospital rather than in bed. Well, an oral sex machine will NEVER do that do you. A blowjob machine totally understands your needs and is considerate. So, no trips to the hospital unless of course you get too excited and something goes horribly wrong.
No need to worry about doing something with your hands. Some ladies just do not like the thought of you touching their hair while they suck and lick your dick until you come. It ruins the moment, they say. But what if you’re one of those touchy feely types that needs to caress a lover? That’s what an oral sex machine is for: no fights over where your hands should be. Plus, a blowjob machine can also be a way for you to practice restraint. You see, it latches on to your cock and goes to work. No hands required.
No need to randomly hook up just to try a blowjob. When you’re just dying to have someone give you head, the last thing you should turn to is a random hookup. While it’s a great adventure to have some random stranger you’ll never see again go to town on your Johnson, you have to admit that there are risks involved. But when you use a blowjob machine, what do you have to fear? You clean your own stuff and you know its ins and outs.
Who is the Utoo Stomwind for?
The sexually curious. An oral sex machine is the perfect gift you can give yourself when you’re still grappling with the thought of approaching a potential sex partner. While nothing really beats the feel of having someone right there kneeling near your crotch area, a blowjob machine will do when you want to be a bit “experienced” before you go inviting someone over to party.
The lonely sod. You just can’t get a partner or are always in sorry relationships that end in heartbreak. The good news is that an oral sex machine will never break your heart.
The sexually active. If you can’t enough of action in the sack, but there’s a shortage of people who want to do it with you, you can always rely on your trusty blowjob machine.
