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If you’re way past the masculine expectation that you should be able to get laid and not have to resort to self-pleasure, give yourself a pat on the back. This can only mean one of two things: you don’t get laid or given a blow job as often, or that you are mature enough to understand your shortcomings. Man, even the most buff guy in the gym can only pump the python so much. Admitting to yourself that you need a blow job toy to get you through the next 2 to 4 rounds is downright mature.
The only hiccup you’d find in this situation is the fact that shopping for an oral sex machine, automatic or otherwise, would not be as easy for men as it is for women. A lot of stigma goes with male pleasure devices and there are no movies to ease such perception the same way Sex and the City ironed out a lot of crease with female vibrators. Does this mean you only have to settle for manual labor or charity case?
You should just stop wondering and brave it out. A guy has to try a cock sucking toy once in his life, even just for reference purposes.
So, where can you buy a blow job toy?
Start by visiting retail shops. Oh, I know it would be embarrassing the first time, but this can prove a beneficial exercise. Of course, if you are with someone, you might want to consider telling her about it first or pull your best ninja moves. Why risk getting caught red-handed with an automatic blowjob machine in your grasp? Sales assistants can provide you with valuable information. If you don’t know what you are looking for, you will find the answer from them. Although no two men are alike on how they want their rocket to be polished and buffed, there are baselines that store clerks can use.
For a more discreet transaction, shop online. Just make sure you choose a retailer that will keep your identity private and will not give away what you have been up to in any way or form. Whatever blow job toy you bought from them should not be plain and clear for everyone to see. Be sure to check that the package is kept discreet and would not arouse anyone’s curiosity. Nondescript labels would be a really great idea. The same should be said on your credit card bill. The company name should not be as telling as the Ultimate Cock Sucking Toys Inc. or Ted’s Masturbator Emporium.
It would also help if you read online reviews and customer feed-backs about how a store values discretion. Some of them may promise to keep your purchase a secret, but ends up sending you promotional flyers with a picture of a blow job stimulator plastered all over them.
In reality, however, buying sex toys online or offline comes with a certain level of risk no matter how careful you are. You can always set up a PO Box, but if this is not possible, be ready to constantly monitor your package until it arrives safely on your hands.
Which retailers promise a top secret purchase of a blow job toy?
Autoblow2.com
Considered the ultimate automatic blowjob machine, this product can be bought from its official website with the same name. The store promises discreet shipping and billing, where the content is kept in plain brown boxes and the return address only points to a shipping warehouse. The blow job toy would also be billed in your credit card statement as just VIECI, Cheyenne, WY.
Adam and Eve
As a reputable online retailer of sex toys, Adam and Eve not only have a huge collection of pleasure devices, accessories and lingerie, but also “takes your personal privacy extremely seriously”, as written in their privacy and security page. Shipment is done anonymously and your billing will be kept discreet. It is definitely a great source of blow job stimulating masturbators.
Babeland
Babeland is not just a reliable online adult shop, but also a good source of anything and everything related to sex and the toys used for it. From a blow job toy to educational materials, you will find them in Babeland. Similar to other online stores, shipment is made through plain brown boxes, padded envelopes or packaging supplied by FedEx/UPS. As for the credit card statement, billing charges will only read as “TIB 866.525.1439”.
There are plenty of shops where you can buy a blow job toy, but you must ensure your privacy before you pay for anything.
